Jerome K. Jerome «Three men in a boat» — Ch. XII (3/13)

Джером К. Джером «Трое в лодке, не считая собаки» — Глава XII

You are afraid to poke your nose into any room in the house now (теперь вы боитесь сунуть нос в какую бы то ни было комнату в доме); so, after walking up and down the stairs for a while (и, походив вверх и вниз по лестнице некоторое время), you go and sit in your own bedroom (вы идете в свою собственную спальню и сидите там). This becomes uninteresting, however, after a time (однако через некоторое время это становится скучным), and so you put on your hat and stroll out into the garden (вы надеваете шляпу и выходите прогуляться в сад; to stroll — прогуливаться, бродить, медленно гулять). You walk down the path, and as you pass the summer-house you glance in (вы идете по дорожке и, проходя мимо беседки: «летнего домика», вы заглядываете туда), and there are those two young idiots, huddled up into one corner of it (а там те два молодых идиота, сидят, забившись в угол; to huddle — толпиться, жаться друг к другу, съеживаться); and they see you, and are evidently under the idea that (они видят вас и, видимо, думают: «находятся под мыслью», что), for some wicked purpose of your own, you are following them about (с какой-то нечистой/гнусной целью вы преследуете их).

"Why don't they have a special room for this sort of thing, and make people keep to it (почему тут нет особой комнаты для подобных вещей, и сидели бы там: «и заставили бы их придерживаться ее = находиться там»; to keep to — придерживаться, держаться чего-либо; оставаться /дома или в постели/)?" you mutter (бормочете вы); and you rush back to the hall and get your umbrella and go out (спешите обратно в переднюю, берете свой зонтик и уходите).

You are afraid to poke your nose into any room in the house now; so, after walking up and down the stairs for a while, you go and sit in your own bedroom. This becomes uninteresting, however, after a time, and so you put on your hat and stroll out into the garden. You walk down the path, and as you pass the summer-house you glance in, and there are those two young idiots, huddled up into one corner of it; and they see you, and are evidently under the idea that, for some wicked purpose of your own, you are following them about.

"Why don't they have a special room for this sort of thing, and make people keep to it?" you mutter; and you rush back to the hall and get your umbrella and go out.

It must have been much like this when that foolish boy Henry VIII. was courting his little Anne (должно быть, нечто похожее происходило, когда этот безрассудный мальчишка Генрих Восьмой ухаживал за своей маленькой Анной). People in Buckinghamshire would have come upon them unexpectedly (люди в Бакингемшире наталкивались на них неожиданно) when they were mooning round Windsor and Wraysbury, and have exclaimed, "Oh! you here!" (когда те бродили в Виндзоре и Рэйсбери, и восклицали «А, вы здесь!») and Henry would have blushed and said, "Yes; he'd just come over to see a man;" (а Генрих краснел и говорил: «Да, я только что приехал повидаться с одним человеком») and Anne would have said, "Oh, I'm so glad to see you! Isn't it funny? (а Анна говорила: «Я так рада вас видеть! Разве это не забавно?) I've just met Mr. Henry VIII. in the lane, and he's going the same way I am (я только что встретила мистера Генриха Восьмого на дороге, а он идет в ту же сторону, что и я; lane — узкая дорога, тропинка /особенно между живыми изгородями/; улочка)."

It must have been much like this when that foolish boy Henry VIII. was courting his little Anne. People in Buckinghamshire would have come upon them unexpectedly when they were mooning round Windsor and Wraysbury, and have exclaimed, "Oh! you here!" and Henry would have blushed and said, "Yes; he'd just come over to see a man;" and Anne would have said, "Oh, I'm so glad to see you! Isn't it funny? I've just met Mr. Henry VIII. in the lane, and he's going the same way I am."

Then those people would have gone away and said to themselves (потом те люди уходили и говорили себе/про себя): "Oh! we'd better get out of here while this billing and cooing is on (лучше убраться отсюда, пока происходит это воркование; to bill and coo — нежничать, ласкать друг друга; ворковать). We'll go down to Kent (поедем в Кент)."

And they would go to Kent, and the first thing they would see in Kent, when they got there (и они отправлялись в Кент, и первое, что они видели в Кенте, когда добирались туда), would be Henry and Anne fooling round Hever Castle (были Генрих с Анной, гулявшие вокруг замка Хивер; to fool round — дурачиться; болтаться без дела).

"Oh, drat this (черт возьми)!" they would have said. "Here, let's go away (эй, давайте уедем). I can't stand any more of it (не могу больше выносить это). Let's go to St. Albans — nice quiet place, St. Albans (давайте поедем в Сент-Олбенс — милое тихое местечко)."

Then those people would have gone away and said to themselves: "Oh! we'd better get out of here while this billing and cooing is on. We'll go down to Kent."

And they would go to Kent, and the first thing they would see in Kent, when they got there, would be Henry and Anne fooling round Hever Castle.

"Oh, drat this!" they would have said. "Here, let's go away. I can't stand any more of it. Let's go to St. Albans — nice quiet place, St. Albans."